"Her only flaw is that she won’t move to Minneapolis for me." - Creative Director
"Nice girl, but overshadowed by her dog." - Neighbor
"She writes! 🙏" - Copywriter
"Great communication. Left the house in good shape." - Airbnb Host
"749, Good." - Experian Credit Score
"All she cared about was making ads." - Boyfriend
"★★★★☆ 4/5 stars. 5 if she did her time sheets." - Resource Manager
"Kasandra pay rent on time." - Ukrainian Landlord
"Still on my car insurance." - Mom
"Hardest worker and doesn't even *officially* work here." - (Freelance) Creative Director
"Ships quickly. Great taste in stamps." - Ebay Customer
